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> names: Jamie/Hal

> age: 18

> pronouns: he/they/it/bro

> gender: nonbinary dude (extra info)

> sexuality: polyamorous quoiromantic bisexual

> swag level: off the charts

> other things: objectum, alterhuman, therian, self-shipper, age regressor, OSDD system

likes: technology, gaming, pixel art, being silly, love and friendship, piracy, biology, wikis, random facts, lost media, horror, plushies

dislikes: sudden loud sounds, bright lights, bigots and assholes, capitalism, billionares, cryptocurrency and web3, discourse and drama, true crime idolizers

furry code: FCc3a A+ C- D H++ M- P++++ R-- T++ W- Z- Sp++ RLCT* a18 cw++ d+ e f h* iwf+++ j++ p-- s#--

hey gamers! i'm Jamie, and i'm a schizoausitic faggot who plays games and acts like a dog on the internet. i unironically use 2000's gamer lingo and say words like "swag" and "bro" alot. i'm part of an OSDD system, usually co-fronting with Hal (fictive). i might talk strangely sometimes or say things that make no sense lol. i love making new friends, but i am incredibly nervous and struggle with normal conversations sometimes. i always try to be as self-confident and optimistic as i can and i do my best to spread love and support while avoiding unnecessary negativity. i try my best to support and tolerate everyone (except for certain people like bigots and avid pedo/zoophiles)! fair warning though, i fucking love swearing annd being inappropriate (within reason) because sex is awesome and cool.

i made this website because the modern web is full of ads, assholes, and a lot of corporate bullshit, so i wanted my own personal space to have fun on the net. accessibility is something i always keep in mind, as it was often absent from many old web spaces, which is why i use a few warnings on this site. although i am still working on this aspect of my site, feel free to let me know if you ever notice any major accessibility issues so i can fix them quicker!

i really love all sorts of technology and machines and mechanisms, like computers, robots, crt tvs, game consoles, and what not. as much as i love functioning hardware and software, i also adore malfunctions, glitches, and malware. i'm an electronic enthusiast, mechanical master, robot romancer, glitch gamer, wikipedia warrior, archive adorer, laptop lover, computer cum- ok that's all :3c

if you couldn't guess already, i'm a big computer nerd, so i'm studying for a career in the fields of computer science or information technology. i have associate certifications in microsoft word, excel, powerpoint, and outlook, as well as expert certifications in word, excel, and access. i also have a comptia a+ certification, yippee! ^_^

i love organizing things and making lists, which is why there are several random lists on my site. i've got an uncountable amount of bookmarks in firefox that i sort into a ton of different bookmark folders, sometimes i even get overwhelmed by the need to sort them lol (i have a problem).

although i'm incredibly passionate about man-made technology, i also adore all aspects of nature! i love learning about weird little creatures that live on this planet, no matter how cute or terrifying they are. i almost always take pictures of every animal i see, even if it's a mundane bird or bug.

xtra

i have a shit ton of interests that i'm passionate about, so here's a big list of things i like, and here's another cool list.

and here's gondal.


fav numbers

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  • 404
  • 1337
  • 141.12
  • 42
  • 64
  • 256
  • 151
  • 137
  • 517
  • 2000
  • 3.141592
  • 9000
  • 86
  • 666
  • 1742
  • 90995
  • 255
  • 90398
  • 1024
  • 206
  • 1729
  • 4104
  • 9/11
  • 4096
  • 8192
  • 65535
  • 8149

fav words

(definitions from wiktionary) a row of 10 animated pokeball variants spinning in sync
  • brogrammerA male programmer who acts like and has the interests of a frat boy
  • biohazardA biological hazard; a source of risk due to some biological factor such as bacteria or human waste
  • stickfightingFighting with a staff or baton, as in certain martial arts
  • microaerophileAn organism, especially an aerobic bacterium, that lives and thrives in environments low in oxygen
  • monsterfuckerA person who is sexually attracted to monsters, cryptids, etc
  • cybercowboyA character who carries out contract work in cyberspace; internet user
  • sahelanthropusA taxonomic genus within the family Hominidae – an extinct hominid known only from a skull found in northern Chad
  • atrophyA reduction in the functionality of an organ caused by disease, injury or lack of use
  • cyberwarfareWarfare taking place on the Internet, as by disrupting critical online services
  • smoxploitationA genre of fetish films that focus on a person smoking a cigarette
  • bushismA turn of phrase employed by President George W. Bush that is unintentionally comical due to grammatical errors, malapropisms, etc
  • schadenfreudeMalicious enjoyment derived from observing someone else's misfortune
  • cauterizeTo burn, sear, or freeze tissue using a hot iron, electric current or a caustic agent
  • afterglowThe glow seen in the sky after sunset; Euphoric feeling after a pleasurable experience
  • normophileA person who has mainstream or socially accepted sexual interests
  • algolagniaA physical condition that causes a person to gain sexual pleasure by suffering pain, particularly to erogenous zones
  • backshotA photo shot taken from behind the subject; A sexual position in which one partner penetrates the other from behind
  • codecA device or program capable of performing transformations on a data stream or signal
  • malvertisingInternet advertising whose real intention is to deliver malware to the viewer's computer
  • bluesnarfingUnauthorized access to the information on a wireless device through a Bluetooth connection, often between phones, desktops, laptops, or PDAs
  • crypsisThe ability of an organism to avoid observation
  • cryptovirologyThe use of cryptography to design powerful malicious software such as ransomware and asymmetric backdoors
  • cummingtoniteA mineral, magnesium-iron silicate hydroxide
  • daemonAn idea depicted as an entity; A demon; A process (running program) that does not have a controlling terminal
  • metagrobolizeTo puzzle, mystify; To figure out
  • caticornA fictional creature which is a cross between a unicorn and a cat, often resembling a cat with a single horn on its forehead
  • enshittificationThe phenomenon of online platforms gradually degrading the quality of their services, often by promoting advertisements and sponsored content, in order to increase profits
  • horndogA person (particularly a man) who is fixated on sex.
  • squickTo gross out, to disgust; To sexually penetrate a disgusting part of the head, such as an eye-socket
  • uxoriousVery devoted and possibly submissive to one's wife
  • warezSoftware that is illegally obtained or distributed
  • pwnTo own, to defeat or dominate (someone or something, especially a game or someone playing a game); An exploit in computer security
  • catbloggingThe practice of posting pictures of cats on one's weblog

old web surveys

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  • What's your name?jamie/hal
  • What are you wearing at the moment? pajamas
  • Anything exciting happened today?not really
  • What's the first thing you remember? watching Pokemon 3: The Movie at home
  • Most embarrassing moment?being born
  • Shy or outgoing?shy (want 2 be outgoing)
  • Ever slept outside?maybe when i was younger
  • Ever been in love?idk
  • A favorite lyric at the moment?you're face-to-face with the man who sold the world
  • Favorite fruit?lemons and cherries
  • A huge crowd or a small bunch of friends?small bunch
  • Ever broke someone's trust?idk
  • Ever had your trust broken?probably
  • What's worse - dumping or being dumped?dont care about romance that much
  • Are there things you don't tell your parents?im a faggot
  • Closest thing to a role model?solid snake
  • Do you have a friend that you stay close to no matter time and distance?i try to
  • How are you right now?im chillaxin bro
  • NAME 4 PEOPLE CURRENTLY ON YOUR BAD SIDEidk uh... elon musk, jeff bezos, some rich bastard, some other rich bastard
  • IF YOU COULD BUILD YOUR HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?i dunno. canada, i guess?
  • WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?hats
  • WHAT'S THE LAST CD THAT YOU BOUGHT?CDeez nuts lol. not a cd, but 3d virtual buddies by dream puzzles (bandcamp)
  • WHERE IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE?anywhere with my friends
  • WHERE IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PLACE TO BE?texas. too hot here.
  • WHERE IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE MASSAGED?that's classified info
  • WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT, STRONG IN MIND OR STRONG IN BODY?mind
  • WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?anywhere between 6am to 3pm
  • WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHOW?moral orel
  • WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CHILDHOOD MEMORY?getting super smash bros brawl and playin it w my bro and friends
  • WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?silly videos
  • WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY ANGRY?mean people
  • IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?piano
  • FAVORITE RESTAURANT/CAFE/EATERY?whataburger
  • SCARIEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE?dont wanna think about it
  • IF THERE WAS A MOVIE MADE ABOUT YOU, WHAT CURRENT/FORMER HOLLYWOOD STAR WOULD PLAY YOU?i dont care about celebs, pick some random guy off the street
  • DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE?idk. no definite opinion
  • FAVORITE CHILDREN'S BOOK?the official pokemon handbook
  • WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?winter
  • WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE HOUSEHOLD CHORE?cleaning
  • IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?shapeshifting
  • THE SONG YOU WISHED YOU HAD WRITTEN?idk
  • DO YOU PREFER CATS OR DOGS?cats
  • WHAT IS IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?no car
  • WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DAY?halloween
  • USING ONLY ONE WORD(s), DESCRIBE YOURSELF?swag
  • WHOS THE SEXIEST PERSON ALIVE?me :3
  • RIGHT NOW: MUSIC, THINKING OF, FEELING1.hinamizawa by newgrounds death rugby. 2.doing this. 3.chill
  • LAST THING YOU: BOUGHT, DID, READ, WATCHED1.madoka figura. 2.this. 3.the last days of foxhound. 4.adventure time

f.a.q

what's ur favorite color?

> zomg that's way too personal >_<

can i see your full medical history?

> sure thing, pal

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